A Michigan farmer dies. Being a heathen, he goes to Hell.
When he gets there, it is 95 with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?"
The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm spring day in Michigan. I like it."
Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until it is 100 and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all."
Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the Michigan farmer still lying there resting."Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good..the hotter the better."
In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere.
Satan smirks, watching the farmer.
The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment and suddenly jumps up excitedly. He looks around everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream, "Michigan beat Ohio State! Michigan beat Ohio State!"
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