A 'really nice' man owned a medium-sized landscape design/build co, in Southern Indiana.
The Ind. Dept. of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well, there's my main foreman, who's been with me for 31 years. I pay him a little more than $700 a week plus a stipend for room and board.
My Assnt foreman has been here for about 4 years, and I pay him $600 per week plus a stipend for his room and board...& there're others",
...to which the agent stated, "Just write 'em down.
That all???", he queried
"Well, there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours a day and does 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Ketel 1 Vodka some Friday nites."
"That's the guy I want to talk to….the half-wit", says the agent with fire in his eyes.
"That would be me", replied the landscape owner.